Joke 25

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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam were walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie popped out. ?I will give you each one wish, that?s three wishes total." The Canadian said, ?I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will someday be a farmer." So with a blink of the genies eye *POOF, the land was forever fertile. Osama bin Laden says, ?I want a wall completely surrounding Afghanistan so that no Infidels, Jews, or Americans can get in." Again with a blink of the genies eye *POOF, there was a wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam asks, ?I?m curious about this wall, please tell me more." "Well" says the genie, ?the wall is about 15,000 feet high and 500 feet thick, it is practically impenetrable." So Uncle Sam says, ?Fill it with water."

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